What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!"

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

Pi Neapple Jokes More Pi Neapple Jokes

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple