What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.