What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

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Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

What did the Chinese cowboy say?

Nii haw!

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Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

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Why can't Asians make white babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.