How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

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What country is the most fragile?

China!

What's China's national colour?

Censo-red.

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What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.