Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

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What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

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Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

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What do you call a Chinese conga line?

A Chu Chu train

What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

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How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

How did Kikkoman soy sauce move production to China?

They outsauced it.