What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

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Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

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Why do Native Americans make the best strippers?

Their dancing can make it rain.

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep