What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course