Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ?

Bark you car on the drive !

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

Why did the blonde climb the chain-link fence?

To see what was on the other side.