Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree from Tulsa?

A: An oakie.

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why am I black and you're white?

A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.