Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

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How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

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What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

Wa-TAH!

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

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What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?

Clickbait

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

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What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.