me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
A child with pitchfork in his back
Because it's the most painful day in their lives
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
In the punchlines.
he missed the rains down in africa
They coalesce
Because 7 (eight) 9
He overslept.
Iraqnids. Yep. An original.
