What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

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What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!