What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers?

A virgin.

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What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

South Jokes More South Jokes

What do you call bread baked in the south?

inbred

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!