What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.

Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

South Jokes More South Jokes

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!