Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What does fast and furious 5 and the walking dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Ramadan Jokes More Ramadan Jokes

What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious

What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!