Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What do you call a girl from Alabama who's faster than her brothers?

A virgin

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

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How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

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What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

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Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.