What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

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Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ?

Brother-ation I've forgotten your name !

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Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.