What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large