What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

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What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus