What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

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What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door?

A tard time

What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

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What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

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What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus