Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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What's black and doesn't work?

A quadriplegic chimney sweep.

What's black and does not work?

Decaf Coffee

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

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What do you call a dark or melancholy verse of text?

Poe-etry

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

What's a blind deer's favorite dance move?

A no-see-doe