Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

What do you call a poor photographer who works for a tabloid?

A Pauperazzi

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe