What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

A headbanger !

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Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

Why did the owl owl ?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak