Because they rain supreme.
A man who is outstanding in his field.
He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.
I replied.
Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!
I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!
Treeson.
Impersonal pizza
A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.
A: Gorillas In The Mist!
This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.
A straight jacket.
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !
Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea
