What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

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Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.