Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Johnny Cash.
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.