What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

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Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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What has 2000 eyes and 4000 feet?

A thousand dogs.

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE