What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common?

It's Al Gore

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?

They were Holo-costly