Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
They were Holo-costly
It's Al Gore
because it's stoned.
Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE
they only had one pickup
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
They want Gore in 2000.
A thousand dogs.
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
Kermit the Frog's finger
After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.
Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture
A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
With an Al-Gore-rithm
A: He's the stiff one.
Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.
Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.
Dino-mite.
A: Dino-mite.
One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.
I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.
