What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

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What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

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What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.