What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away