A cup of Joe.
Toast-tah-dahs!
Not Apple Jacks
They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
He was a Mets fan.