What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

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Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.