What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

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What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

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Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*