What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

Answer: That's the lost one right there.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

What are you doing man?

Him: " I am dusting off man.."

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.