What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

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Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Why can't the man take his job seriously?

Because he's a clown! Buh bum tis

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.