What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

What did the SJW say to the man who appropriated culture?

That's inappropriate.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.