What do you call a 5 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

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What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)