What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

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Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets?

They're repulsive!

Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

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What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

Where were you between four and six?

I said, "Kindergarten."

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How does Bob Marley like his doughnut?

w' jammin it

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!