What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

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Why are there so many Mike Tysons on my news feed today...?

May the forth be with you"

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

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What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

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What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

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What is the Pillsbury doughboy's wife's favorite snack?

Doughnuts.

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro