A Sandy Hook Survivor
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PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)
A Sandy Hook survivor.
5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.
It was rated PG-13.
He ate a 5 year old weiner
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
The water washes away her tears
Somebody shot her.
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
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5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.
Nothing.
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
offensive A sandy hook survivor.
A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)
A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines
5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.
5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.
Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew
5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
We thank you Lord for our daily dead!
A Subway full of live ones.
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
Tough getting by these days .
A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"
credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).
With dill-dough. Credit goes to a J. Cain
Oh wait, there is.
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
Offensive) They both go berserk once every month.
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
you seamstressed
Baana
Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !
with an en croissant
