What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

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Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Whats in the middle of girl's leg ?

And the answer is, 'Knee'

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.