What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's orange and red and crawls along the side of the road?

A wounded cheesie.

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!