Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus