Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus