Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.