Because my wife wore the wrong socks.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.
A: Because it was the chickens day off.
He was rushin'
Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?
Because Chernobyl fall off.
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Because I wore the wrong sock that day.