Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.