What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

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What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

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What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

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What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

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What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

What do you call a manic bear?

A bipolar bear.