What do you give and take at the same time?

a poop

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What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

What's brown and rhymes with poop?

Snoop Dogg

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets