What do you give and take at the same time?

a poop

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you call it when your Stepmother poops?

A Step-Stool

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

How does a cat tell time??

In meowers