How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

BOO'S.

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

How many men does it take to moderate /r/MensRights ?

None. There are no there.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

What did a bad teacher tell their wisecracking student?

Don't get smart with me.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

Dr. Jokes More Dr. Jokes

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What can you give me to keep it in?

Dr.: a plastic bag