How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

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Too many Tannens.

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Why don't you try icing it

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What can you give me to keep it in?

Dr.: a plastic bag

What do you call the worst Dr. who graduated from the worst med school?

Dr.