How did hipster kid hurt himself?

He touched the stove before it was cool...

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

How did hipster kid hurt himself?

He touched the stove before it was cool...