How did hipster kid hurt himself?

He touched the stove before it was cool...

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What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

Why did the hipster's mouth hurt?

Because he ate pizza before it was cool.

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Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.