How did hipster kid hurt himself?

He touched the stove before it was cool...

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What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.