How did hipster kid hurt himself?

He touched the stove before it was cool...

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What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.