What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?

A polo bear !

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Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play