Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.