Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

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Why are black crimes hard to solve?

Because they're all criminals and they look the same.

What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!