What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

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Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

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What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.