How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime

Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road?

because... chicken.lel

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off