What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child?

The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child The PDF file.

What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.