What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.