Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

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Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What is Long, has two balls and you lift it ?

A dumbell

What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.