What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men?

A warden

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!