What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

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Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

What do we do now?

He said never mind we'll walk.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common?

They all know how to get black men off.

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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.