What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

state joke) A New Hampshire

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"