What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

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What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy.."

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What looks like half an apple?

The other half

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.