What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy.."

Half Apple Jokes More Half Apple Jokes

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.