Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there