Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

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How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.