Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.