What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

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What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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What did one boat say to the other?

Are you up for a little row-mance

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.