What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

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Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

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What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

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What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket in disguise.

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.