Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

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Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.