What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.

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Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.