What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish