What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

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What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.